Or perhaps I should now say...I'm trying to read Dan Brown's 'Inferno'.
Here's an alternative view!
I lay the book
So no awards for guessing what happened next.
After drying out for two days I'm now going to attempt to read the rest of the novel.
And no matter how brilliant (to be decided) it may or may not be, I don't think I'll be able to pass it on to anyone else.